The One With Poor Abused and Neglected Children

Conversation between the Technician and the boys this weekend:

T: Ok, boys time to get out of the pool! Dinner's ready!
Little Brother: oooooohhhh!!! I don't WANT dinner! I WANNA SWIM!
T: Come on, time to go!
Big Brother: Dad, you are RUINING MY LIFE!!

Feel free to call Health and Welfare ... we are ruining our children's lives!!